December 2009
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Your foot is the same size as the distance between...
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… WHOA.
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“Record your own version of your favorite holiday song.”
This counts. I want my Tumblr reindeer antlers!!
I love New York, king of all the cities Lived up by the Guggenheim ‘till I got some kiddies Moved to Connecticut, bye George Pataki! Volvo to the dry cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis Shopping mall is close, my community is gated My shorties are all private-school-educated Home theater system, 60-inch plasma Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma Still hit the city, Times Square,...
The Top 5 Songs Jesus Doesn’t Want To Want Hear on His Birthday. (I disagree with number five… but whatever…)
“Look at me on Christmas! Like me! Like me! Like me!”
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I’ve officially been super-reblogged. Yay!
Thanks Daily What!
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5-Second Films = THE GREATEST.
You didn’t think a 5-second film could have a twist… DID YOU?
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In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right...
– Dwight K. Schrute
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