I am 99.9% sure that today I designed a wedding invite for a once-semi-famous singer-songwriter whose CD I own and who I once saw at a local outdoor festival.

Weird thing, or the weirdest thing?

Actually, the weird thing was me wikipedia-ing her and reading her twitter to make sure.
…OH MY GOD. And of COURSE on her twitter is a conversation between her and another small-time singer-songwriter that once visited the tiny college tv sketch show that I worked on. OF COURSE.
…If you’re just joining us, you’re listening to “Andrea Makes it Weird (and Vague).”

jenkirkman:

I took tap dance lessons from 1978 to 1992.  I remain not that great at it but it’s always been a love of my life.

Yesterday, May 25th was National Tap Dance Day and I can’t believe I missed it. Here is Gene Kelly TAP DANCING ON ROLLER SKATES.

(The good stuff starts at minute 2:20)

AMAZING. Also, I took tap the exact same number of years and also did not know Tap Dance Day existed. But I’m glad it does.

My phone is filling up with kitten pictures faster than I could have ever imagined.
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My phone is filling up with kitten pictures faster than I could have ever imagined.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS GETHARD DON’T DIE BEFORE BONNAROO (I must draw the Human Fish. Someday.)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS GETHARD

DON’T DIE BEFORE BONNAROO

(I must draw the Human Fish. Someday.)

GUYS. YOU GUYS.

THIS IS A REAL KITTEN AND HE SLEEPING IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW AND I AM MAKING NO NOISES WHATSOEVER.

HOLY CRAP THIS IS HAPPENING.

You guys. I did it. I did what was once thought impossible.

I fell asleep in the middle of The Avengers.

Not because it was bad. Because I was ridiculously tired. But still.

AWARD, PLEASE. *Stephen Colbert grabby-hand*

VIVA DAN HARMON! SOLIDARITY!
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VIVA DAN HARMON! SOLIDARITY!

Just a quick edit for the occasion. VIVA STARBURNS
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Just a quick edit for the occasion. VIVA STARBURNS

COO-COO-COOOOOL!

SO MUCH BABY ABEDS.

When the image is so clear in my head, I can’t not make it. Bo Burnham as a gay-friendly turkey, from this week’s episode of You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. Listen for an earnest discussion about sexism and homophobia. Also, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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When the image is so clear in my head, I can’t not make it.

Bo Burnham as a gay-friendly turkey, from this week’s episode of You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. Listen for an earnest discussion about sexism and homophobia. Also, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

I know I’m a few days late, but I feel it is my duty to not let any tiny yet great podcast joke go un-designed. (Made that bracelet from scratch, yo! Vector-tastic.)
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I know I’m a few days late, but I feel it is my duty to not let any tiny yet great podcast joke go un-designed.

(Made that bracelet from scratch, yo! Vector-tastic.)

Three things:

1. Was I the only person who didn’t know that you could drag the list of tumblr #tags to the right to see all the tags??? Technology!

2. How many 10-hour work days will it take for me to go completely insane? So far so good with four. But I’m starting to have some real legit anger towards these brides. Stay tuned, folks.

3. I made this picture of my friend Cristina for her birthday yesterday. You probably don’t know her, but I’m proud that I got it to kinda look like her: